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Assembly Hall of Shame

287 points - yesterday at 6:01 PM

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  • Retr0id

    yesterday at 7:35 PM

    Related, and linked in the readme: https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (using the slow instructions to break SMI)

      • jonathrg

        yesterday at 9:44 PM

        I wish they would just explain it in normal terms instead of this nasty LLM "engaging blog post" style

          • twothreeone

            today at 12:51 AM

            Chris usually takes an educational angle, I don't think this is LLM-generated content at all it's just his style. I highly encourage watching some of his DefCon or BlackHat talks, they're fun!

            • Brian_K_White

              today at 1:24 AM

              I looked at both links and don't see anything weird or annoying, and I hate overblown styles myself.

      • kazinator

        today at 2:28 AM

        Bus cycles can be arbitrarily long on any processor that has memory cycles with a hand shake requiring an ack, with no timeout.

        E.g. we can build a board around a MC68000 where we make it lock up forever in a bus cycle, waiting for a DTACK that doesn't arrive.

        Some early microprocessors had clocked bus cycles without handshaking. They would put out an address on some address lines and signal some line together with a read/write indication, and then expect the transfer to be completed within some clock cycles. If nothing is attached to the address, they would read whatever values are on the bus, like maybe all 1's if it is an open drain system that requires the transmitting device to pull to ground to indicate zero.

        I'd say that kind of thing belongs to a hall of shame; it requires software hacks to interface with anything that can't keep up with the prescribed bus cycle.

          • Joel_Mckay

            today at 4:46 AM

            In general, more complex processors have latency issues, and in some ways modern chips have actually become worse with each design iteration.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metastability_(electronics)

            Ultimately... failure modes must arise because naive gate design simulation models can't determine issues in a computationally feasible time frame.

            The consequences of "fixing" CDC prone design flaws makes a processor many times slower (8 to 16 times slower on my dumb attempt), and develops weird alien design features very different from Von Neumann architectures.

            This is why we can't have nice things. =3

        • monocasa

          yesterday at 9:08 PM

          It says in the rules

          > Trapped/emulated/virtualized instructions may only time the trap, not the handler.

          But I feel like that 12ms write to an ACPI IO port at current leaderboard position 8 is probably trapping to SMM and being handled there.

          • layer8

            yesterday at 7:31 PM

            Nop should be #1, because it is infinitely slow for what it does. ;)

              • jooops1

                yesterday at 7:36 PM

                It increments rip by one.

                  • EvanAnderson

                    yesterday at 11:56 PM

                    I thought I remembered reading somewhere re: the 8086 microcode disassembly that NOP, which is encoded as XCHG AX,AX actually does run the XCHG microcode and uses an internal scratchpad register to do the exchange.

                      • JoeAltmaier

                        yesterday at 11:57 PM

                        There were several NOPs - XCHG BX,BX and so on. Those were taken later to be prefixes for new classes of opcodes.

                    • fluoridation

                      yesterday at 10:17 PM

                      No, that's done by the decoder. It actually does nothing.

                        • loeg

                          today at 12:27 AM

                          The decoder is an implementation detail that is a subcomponent of NOP; GP was right, and your correction isn't.

                            • phire

                              today at 4:43 AM

                              As specified by the spec, it arguably increments RIP by one.

                              The actual typical hardware implementation just fetches the next 16-32 bytes from icache, shifts it to the correct alignment, and slams it into a bunch of parallel decoders which each attempts to decode one x86 instruction per byte.

                              The next cycle, the first 1-6 non-overlapping valid instructions are accepted into a queue for further decoding. The NOP almost certainly takes up space in this queue.

                              At no point does RIP get incremented by one. There isn't even a single physical RIP register to increment, the CPU is "executing" dozens or even hundreds of RIPs in parallel.

                              • fluoridation

                                today at 12:56 AM

                                It's not an implementation detail, because the decoder runs before the execution of every instruction. If we're going to say that NOP increments IP by one, then we should also say that ADD "stores in dst the addition of src and dst, as well as incrementing IP by the length of the instruction", and JMP imm "increments JMP by imm + the length of the instruction".

                                  • loeg

                                    today at 2:05 AM

                                    ADD does in fact do that.

                                      • fluoridation

                                        today at 2:25 AM

                                        I'm not disputing the total effect. I'm asking if you'd rather describe ADD and JMP in this manner, in order to say that NOP does not in fact do nothing.

                            • dlcarrier

                              today at 1:32 AM

                              It's still part of the instruction to increment it by one, as opposed to write a value or offset to it, as jump instructions do.

                                • fluoridation

                                  today at 1:53 AM

                                  See my sibling response.

                              • russdill

                                yesterday at 11:00 PM

                                I mean....there are several architectures out there which has a nop that is a jump forward. Kind of a tree forest issue imho

                                  • fluoridation

                                    today at 12:19 AM

                                    I don't know about other architectures in as much detail. I know x86 NOP does nothing.

                        • hyperhello

                          today at 2:05 AM

                          It's a little faster than yep.

                          • mito88

                            yesterday at 8:07 PM

                            Strategy: nop does nothing. It opens the leaderboard accordingly.

                            Score: 1 cycles Time: 0 nanoseconds

                              • layer8

                                yesterday at 8:37 PM

                                It opens the leaderboard as #27, so in the last place.

                        • TomatoCo

                          yesterday at 6:46 PM

                          This author also has other things like: A compiler that emits only `mov` instructions and another compiler that deliberately messes with the control flow so that, if disassembled, common debuggers will draw symbols like skulls or threats. https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/repsych

                            • inigyou

                              yesterday at 7:59 PM

                              He also bruteforced the entire opcode space to find undocumented instructions (sandsifter).

                        • markus_zhang

                          yesterday at 8:52 PM

                          Does that mean Chris Domas is ready for his next adventure?

                          • codeshaunted

                            yesterday at 6:48 PM

                            what im seeing from this chart is that we should be using the nop instruction for everything

                              • bee_rider

                                yesterday at 7:01 PM

                                Well the best code is no code. Nop could be second best though.

                                  • inigyou

                                    yesterday at 8:00 PM

                                    Instructions unclear. Set the NX bit to ensure no code, and got a general protection fault.

                            • simonebrunozzi

                              yesterday at 10:09 PM

                              Related, somehow: Core War [0].

                              [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_War

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                                • michalsustr

                                  yesterday at 7:44 PM

                                  Very cool! Also, huh interesting. I’ve used rdtsc to measure cycle diffs but had no idea its execution takes that long. Is that common across architectures?

                                    • pbsd

                                      yesterday at 9:09 PM

                                      The cycle count for RDTSC is ~25 cycles on Skylake-era microarchitectures. The 49 number shown in the OP seems off.

                                      • yesterday at 8:39 PM

                                        • inigyou

                                          yesterday at 7:52 PM

                                          AFAIK it acts as some kind of execution barrier, to give meaningful timing.

                                    • vardump

                                      yesterday at 6:33 PM

                                      A great resource for any performance deoptimization.

                                      • 56767865678

                                        today at 4:30 AM

                                        Sahil

                                        • metadat

                                          yesterday at 6:47 PM

                                          It’s crazy how computers still seem to get perceivably slow every few years, given how many instructions can be executed in 1ms. Shameful, even..

                                          What’s that law called about programmers wasting all the compute on abstraction?

                                            • AceJohnny2

                                              yesterday at 11:59 PM

                                              There are two aspects to compute performance: latency and throughput.

                                              There has been a ton of work to improve throughput, but that's often come at the cost of latency, because a great technique to improve throughput is batching, to avoid the per-task overhead cost.

                                              We've also added many layers of abstraction.

                                              A seminal example is Dan Luu's "computer latency" table (2017) https://danluu.com/input-lag/, which measures the time between a keypress and visible changes on the screen, and wherein an Apple IIe has latency 5x lower than a Lenovo X1 Carbon on Windows.

                                              From some perspective, you could say that the Lenovo on Windows example is an impressive feat of engineering, considering all the subsystems involved (USB, interrupt dispatcher, input layer, windowing system, double-buffering...)

                                              This throughput-over-latency tradeoff can be seen across the entire computer landscape design.

                                              • loeg

                                                today at 12:30 AM

                                                Idk man, my computers don't seem to get any slower over time -- no upgrades to any components, either.

                                                  • metadat

                                                    today at 12:32 AM

                                                    Does responsiveness get better or worse with updates, in general?

                                                      • loeg

                                                        today at 2:04 AM

                                                        Neither? I haven't noticed a perceivable change in a long time.

                                                • mwigdahl

                                                  yesterday at 7:45 PM

                                                  Wirth's Law I believe.

                                                    • inigyou

                                                      yesterday at 8:01 PM

                                                      And remember to call him by name, not by value!

                                                  • HappyPanacea

                                                    yesterday at 6:49 PM

                                                    The new windows notepad is a disgrace

                                                      • adamrezich

                                                        yesterday at 8:50 PM

                                                        The new mspaint fucked, then unfucked, then refucked my decades-old muscle memory of Win+R mspaint Enter Ctrl+E 1 Tab 1 Enter Ctrl+V to open Paint, resize canvas to minimum, then paste from clipboard. When you press Ctrl+E now, the Units control is selected by default, for some completely asinine reason!!!

                                                          • fluoridation

                                                            yesterday at 10:22 PM

                                                            That's pretty cool. I've never needed to do that because Paint remembers the last canvas size set manually.

                                                            • EvanAnderson

                                                              today at 12:04 AM

                                                              You aren't alone in being frustrated by decades of muscle memory being disrespected by MSFT.

                                                              • sitzkrieg

                                                                yesterday at 10:30 PM

                                                                i’m on LTSC for this (and many other) reasons lol! don’t touch my mspaint and notepad

                                                        • inigyou

                                                          yesterday at 8:00 PM

                                                          Andy and Bill's Law

                                                          • summarybot

                                                            yesterday at 7:45 PM

                                                            The OS should do less not more

                                                              • RiverCrochet

                                                                yesterday at 10:34 PM

                                                                vi should be a kernel-level system call, tunable with sysctls. For agentic management.

                                                            • LoganDark

                                                              yesterday at 6:49 PM

                                                              Huh? A millisecond is an eternity!

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                                                                  • m463

                                                                    yesterday at 7:29 PM

                                                                    I remember reading once somewhere:

                                                                    If some app responds in 10ms or less, it is INTERACTIVE.

                                                                    makes you think.

                                                                      • Xirdus

                                                                        yesterday at 8:08 PM

                                                                        It is literally impossible to respond to input in 10ms on most platforms, for various reasons. The USB input lag of 12-30ms and the 60Hz refresh rate of most monitors being just the first two.

                                                                          • m463

                                                                            yesterday at 9:41 PM

                                                                            I stand corrected.

                                                                            I looked it up and it is .1 seconds (100ms)

                                                                            The basic advice regarding response times has been about the same for thirty years [Miller 1968; Card et al. 1991]:

                                                                            - 0.1 second is about the limit for having the user feel that the system is reacting instantaneously, meaning that no special feedback is necessary except to display the result.

                                                                            - 1.0 second is about the limit for the user's flow of thought to stay uninterrupted, even though the user will notice the delay. Normally, no special feedback is necessary during delays of more than 0.1 but less than 1.0 second, but the user does lose the feeling of operating directly on the data.

                                                                            - 10 seconds is about the limit for keeping the user's attention focused on the dialogue. For longer delays, users will want to perform other tasks while waiting for the computer to finish, so they should be given feedback indicating when the computer expects to be done. Feedback during the delay is especially important if the response time is likely to be highly variable, since users will then not know what to expect.

                                                                            from Jakob Nielsen:

                                                                            https://www.nngroup.com/articles/response-times-3-important-...

                                                                            less readable but the original paper:

                                                                            https://www.yusufarslan.net/sites/yusufarslan.net/files/uplo...

                                                                              • citelao

                                                                                yesterday at 10:11 PM

                                                                                That’s the prevailing statistic, but your original number isn’t that wrong either:

                                                                                Humans can perceive much smaller latencies.

                                                                                If you look at the Card & Miller reference, at least some humans can perceive differences in ~50ms vs 100ms latencies when typing (in my limited testing, it’s likely you can!). There’s some newer research I don’t have handy that I believe found error rates decreased and NSAT improved until around at least 30ms (if not 20ms).

                                                                                On that note, humans can definitely distinguish 60hz vs 120hz reliably (about 8ms faster per frame).

                                                                                Even faster: with a reference (eg when dragging on a touchscreen), humans can distinguish down to at least 1ms vs 10ms of latency: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOvQCPLkPt4

                                                                                And you can probably distinguish metronomes that are off by about 1-2ms. Much smaller for other things (like metronomes that slightly slower or faster than one another).

                                                                                This is a special interest of mine XD

                                                                            • xboxnolifes

                                                                              yesterday at 8:51 PM

                                                                              60Hz monitors definitely prevent it, but I'm pretty sure USB lag is far less than 12-30ms. My USB mouse can make a round-trip to a remote server faster than that.

                                                                              • sitzkrieg

                                                                                yesterday at 10:32 PM

                                                                                this is also why 60 hz refresh rate is all but dead outside of console gaming (not to mention 1000hz poll rate devices being the norm)

                                                                            • faresahmed

                                                                              yesterday at 10:19 PM

                                                                              Sorry for nitpicking but the logical inverse of this statement is the stronger and more appropriate version: If some app does not respond in 10ms or less, it is not interactive.

                                                                  • baddash

                                                                    yesterday at 10:24 PM

                                                                    just curious, how much do these actually discover useful practices or pitfalls, on top of just being for fun?

                                                                    • spoocecow

                                                                      yesterday at 7:19 PM

                                                                      Oh wow, glad to see Chris Domas active online again!

                                                                      • achierius

                                                                        yesterday at 6:49 PM

                                                                        It'd be really interesting to see whether the winning (losing?) instructions/strategies would be different on other architectures. At least right now the top spot (`fxrstor64` on MMIO, starve PCIe) seems relatively architecture-independent, but maybe something about MMIO ordering rules on e.g. POWER would be different enough to change that -- or perhaps open up new avenues?

                                                                        I wonder what the actual limit on this `fxrstor64` is right now. If you can stall the PCIe bus for that long, then why not indefinitely? Certainly there's no forward progress guarantee here.

                                                                        • IshKebab

                                                                          yesterday at 8:29 PM

                                                                          Using MMIO is cheating and makes the results very boring.

                                                                          It would be much more interesting to know the results if you're only allowed to use main memory.

                                                                          • arn3n

                                                                            yesterday at 6:45 PM

                                                                            There’s definitely strategies here; A lot of the floating point operations use subnormals, and a lot of the worst instructions are slowed down by really, really fucking with MMIO.

                                                                            • eek2121

                                                                              yesterday at 10:23 PM

                                                                              This is neat!

                                                                              • 2_foos_in_a_bar

                                                                                yesterday at 6:37 PM

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                                                                                • darksim905

                                                                                  today at 2:21 AM

                                                                                  Seems like spam from this creator since there are two things on the front page?

                                                                                    • john_strinlai

                                                                                      today at 2:24 AM

                                                                                      submitted by two different people, both with year+ old accounts and decent karma. i dont think either is the author. the other submitter probably read this one, looked at the github, saw something else cool and posted it. (i almost did the same, but bookmarked it instead)