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Old laptops in a colo as low cost servers

271 points - yesterday at 6:22 PM

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  • Havoc

    today at 9:02 AM

    Ran an old laptop as home server for years.

    It’s OKish as a starting point into selfhosted world but overall not ideal. The battery is a fire risk and the entire thermal design isn’t really geared towards 24/7 operation.

    Not really something I’d co locate unless it was a DC physically near me so that stopping by is easy

      • KronisLV

        today at 9:14 AM

        > The battery is a fire risk and the entire thermal design isn’t really geared towards 24/7 operation.

        I remember having this old Dell Latitude, where you could easily swap out the battery pack with a button/tab thing on the back, without having to open anything else up - I even got a spare bigger capacity battery, but it would work without one altogether when connected to the power brick.

        I unironically think that all laptops should be built like that.

          • linzhangrun

            today at 9:37 AM

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        • ForHackernews

          today at 9:25 AM

          I assume this startup yanks all the batteries and runs them in a rack with a UPS.

          • Fokamul

            today at 9:13 AM

            Also running laptops as 4fun home servers and first thing I do is removing battery, removing whole chassis, even with screen.

            You don't need any of those.

        • corvad

          yesterday at 8:44 PM

          This seems very sketchy. Give us your laptop and we promise we won't keep it...

          > © 2024 CoLaptop. All rights reserved.

          Website copyright is out of date by two years... And the website has been online since then. https://crt.sh/?q=colaptop.pages.dev

          > Thank you for your interest. Please submit the form below and we'll get back to you within 2 working days.

          > - Team @ CoLaptop.com

          Also colaptop.com is not even registered anymore. If I had to guess the pages.dev site stayed up but the domain and email are nowhere.

            • kube-system

              yesterday at 10:33 PM

              > > © 2024 CoLaptop. All rights reserved.

              > Website copyright is out of date by two years... And the website has been online since then. https://crt.sh/?q=colaptop.pages.dev

              That's exactly what it should be then. A copyright notice lists the year of publication. Not the current year.

              > A proper copyright notice consists of three elements: a © symbol, the year of publication, and the copyright owner’s name.

              https://copyrightalliance.org/faqs/what-is-copyright-notice/

                • gzread

                  today at 8:55 AM

                  Yep. If you write

                  ``` © <?=$currentYear?> Your Name ```

                  As many sites do, it may actually invalidate your copyright. You have to put all of the years when you made copyrightable edits to the page. A range like 2010-2025 is only allowed if every single year in that range is included.

              • 0xbadcafebee

                yesterday at 9:59 PM

                1) You don't have to keep copyrights up to date (and in fact you don't have to put them at all), 2) Every single startup i've seen on HN is sketchy af. Racking laptops in a cage at a Hetzner DC is probably the least sketchy product i've seen here.

                And honestly, not a terrible idea, I have old laptops that would work as a VPS. $7/month for somebody to host a public server for me, and not on my crappy residential isp? All I have to lose is an old laptop I haven't touched in 5 years? Sign me up

                (they do need a real domain before i'll give them money tho, lol)

                  • nrdvana

                    today at 1:44 AM

                    Yeah but for $6/mo you can get a tiny linode or digital ocean droplet, and not worry about hardware failing. It's true that a laptop probably has more resources than the smallest VMs, but no remote management interface and can't scale if you suddenly had a surge of traffic.

                      • bigiain

                        today at 3:21 AM

                        > Yeah but for $6/mo you can get a tiny linode or digital ocean droplet

                        That gets you, what, 1 "vCPU" with maybe a gig of ram and a couple of dozen gig of disk.

                        If you (or a friend) work for a company of any size, there's probably a cupboard full of laptops that won't upgrade to Win11 sitting there doing nothing that you could get for free just by asking the right person. It'll have 4 or 8 cores, each of which is more powerful that the "vCPU" in that droplet. It'll have 8 or maybe 16gig of ram, and at least half a TB of disk and depending on that laptop quite likely to be able to be configured with half a TB of fast nVME storage and a few TB of slower spinning rust storage.

                        If you want 8vCPUs/cores, 16GB of ram, and 500GB of SSD, all of a sudden Digital Ocean looks more like $250/month.

                        If you are somewhere in that grey area where you need more than ivCPU and 1GB of memory, grabbing the laptop out of the cupboard that your PM or one of the admin staff upgraded from last year and shipping not off to a datacenter with your flavour of linux installed seems like it's worth considering.

                        Hell, get together with a friend and have two laptops hosted for 14Euro/month between you, and be each others "failing hardware" backup plan...

                        • simoncion

                          today at 2:29 AM

                          > ...no remote management interface...

                          I bet colos will plug a KVM into your hardware and give you remote access to that KVM. I also bet rachelbythebay has at least one article that talks about the topic.

                          > ...can't scale if you suddenly had a surge of traffic.

                          1) If your public server serves entirely or nearly-entirely static data, you're going to saturate your network before you saturate the CPU resources on that laptop.

                          2) Even if it isn't, computers are way faster than folks give them credit for when you're not weighing them down with Kubernetes and/or running swarms of VMs. [0]

                          3) <https://www.usenix.org/system/files/conference/hotos15/hotos...> (2015)

                          [0] These are useful tools. But if you're going to be tossing a laptop in a colo (or buying a "tiny linode or [DO] droplet"), YAGNI.

                            • bigiain

                              today at 3:23 AM

                              >> ...no remote management interface...

                              > I bet colos will plug a KVM into your hardware and give you remote access to that KVM.

                              From the https://www.colaptop.com landing page: "Free KVM-over-IP access to your laptop - just like having it right next to you."

                                • simoncion

                                  today at 5:54 AM

                                  > From the https://www.colaptop.com landing page:

                                  Yeah. I got bored a couple of hours after I posted that speculation and found several other colo facilities that mentioned that they'd do remote KVM. I'd figured that it was a common thing (a fair chunk of hardware you might want to colo either doesn't have IPMI or doesn't have IPMI that's worth a damn), but wasn't sure.

                                  • justsomehnguy

                                    today at 3:57 AM

                                    You really don't know how much it costs, do you?

                                    Check https://tinypilotkvm.com/collections/all-products these are the cheapest ones.

                                      • jiggunjer

                                        today at 5:59 AM

                                        I think a raspberry pi setup would be the cheapest? Not as professional perhaps.

                                        • simoncion

                                          today at 5:51 AM

                                          MSRP for remote-capable KVMs is irrelevant.

                                          You (the person paying to co-locate hardware) don't buy the KVM that the colo facility uses. The colo facility hooks up the KVM that they own to your hardware and configures it so that you can access it. Once you stop paying to colo your hardware, you take your hardware back (or maybe pay them to dispose of it, I guess) and they keep the KVM, because it's theirs.

                                  • literalAardvark

                                    today at 6:14 AM

                                    k8s doesn't really weigh you down, especially if tuned for the low end use case (k1s). It encourages some dumb decisions that do, such as using Prometheus stack with default settings, but by itself it just eats a lot of ram.

                                    Now using CPU limits in k8s with cgroups v1 does hurt performance. But doing that would hurt performance without k8s too.

                        • whilenot-dev

                          yesterday at 10:08 PM

                          > Website copyright is out of date by two years...

                          Can you explain how a copyright can be "out of date by two years"?

                          I always thought the copyright notice should reflect the year of creation, and that it's actually bad (from a legal POV) to always show the current year through scripting.

                            • ethanc8

                              today at 8:24 AM

                              The problem is that the website says they are still working out the logistics details. If the company has been around for 2 years they should have figured that out and updated the page by now.

                              • timc3

                                today at 5:17 AM

                                You are correct. (Had it verified years ago in Europe and the US).

                            • InsideOutSanta

                              today at 8:26 AM

                              Also, isn't this just a huge fire hazard of they actually do what they claim? Or will they remove the batteries from these old, continually plugged in, poorly cooled laptops?

                              • VTimofeenko

                                today at 12:32 AM

                                > Give us your laptop

                                There's no way to read this without hearing Scottish accent. It's like a sleeper agent activation phrase.

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKfAjlW6E30

                                • JVIDEL

                                  yesterday at 8:45 PM

                                  The premise was kinda dumb, wouldn't be surprised if its just a scam.

                                    • PaulHoule

                                      yesterday at 11:08 PM

                                      So many people want to believe in this sort of thing for various reasons that I get fatigued at the very thought of trying to explain to people who believe in it earnestly that it is not a good idea. (e.g. commercial hosting services are really competitive; for a long time the cost of computing has been going down over time though I don't know if that is reversing because we've hit the end of the real Moore's law [1] or if it is a temporary blip)

                                      [1] the motor behind it is cost reduction, once that stops it stops because we can't afford it anymore!

                                        • oceanplexian

                                          today at 1:35 AM

                                          Well, it exists, but it exists if you’re willing to buy server hardware on eBay, hustle to get old parts working together, negotiate a good deal on a cabinet, get space from ARIN and announce it and so on. There are probably 10-50x cost efficiencies vs. renting 5 year old CPU families on AWS at huge markup.

                                          A laptop isn’t the way to do that though. And your typical VC-fueled startup isn’t going to know how to do it either. It takes a very narrow slice of competence to be able to do that correctly.

                                            • jeron

                                              today at 7:48 AM

                                              the one guy I know who has worked with colo at scale (unfortunately in the crypto space) is now an EM at Goog

                                      • tosti

                                        yesterday at 8:48 PM

                                        More likely a prank.

                                          • kube-system

                                            yesterday at 10:57 PM

                                            I think it's most likely testing the waters for a real offering. It's not that weird. Many colo data centers already have policies about hosting laptops because it's already something that happens. It just isn't common and usually isn't for hosting servers.

                                              • dylan604

                                                today at 12:03 AM

                                                If the battery in the laptop is still good, it comes with it's own UPS. My MBPs haven't had an ethernet port in a minute, so do you have to supply your own adapters as well??? You could fit ~15 MBPs on their edge in 9RUs. That'd be an interesting looking rack. Not quite a blade chassis. It'd be rather boring looking as there's no blinky-blinkies

                                                  • oceanplexian

                                                    today at 1:41 AM

                                                    Putting a UPS in a rack is a prosumer/corporate IT thing, it’s not done in real datacenters.

                                                    They typically have their own UPS in another room and multiple power lanes. And it’s going to be much more reliable than a laptop battery.

                                                      • dylan604

                                                        today at 2:38 AM

                                                        I didn't really think that any of what I wrote would be taken seriously to the point of needing a retort. I mentioned blade servers and knew rack unit measurements which as context clues would have suggested I was familiar with actual data center equipment.

                                                    • kube-system

                                                      today at 3:26 AM

                                                      If you got creative with cable management you might be able to double up front and rear. It would probably be a PITA to manage but you could probably get some halfway decent density

                                                      Looks like they were proposing supplying usb Ethernet adapters, which doesn’t seem crazy, they’re cheap.

                                                      • justsomehnguy

                                                        today at 4:02 AM

                                                        > You could fit ~15 MBPs

                                                        15 MBP x €7 = €105 for 9RU with power and network. Not in a million years.

                                                • type0

                                                  yesterday at 9:03 PM

                                                  I would like to put my Raspberry Pi Pico in colocation, would it work?

                                                    • QuantumNomad_

                                                      yesterday at 9:12 PM

                                                      There are a number of places that colocate normal Raspberry Pi.

                                                      https://lowendbox.com/blog/little-machines-in-big-datacenter...

                                                      I am sure that some of them either already colocate Pico ones too, or are willing to do so if asked.

                                                        • gzread

                                                          today at 8:58 AM

                                                          The Pi Pico doesn't have networking capabilities, so that would be silly. You're probably thinking of the Pi Zero.

                                              • kube-system

                                                yesterday at 11:04 PM

                                                The title says PoC, so I presume it's a PoC.

                                            • yonatan8070

                                              today at 7:27 AM

                                              It looks like since you posted your comment, the pages.dev link redirects to colaptop.com, and the copyright notice has been updated to 2026.

                                              • today at 3:32 AM

                                                • justsomehnguy

                                                  yesterday at 11:22 PM

                                                  > Website copyright is out of date by two years

                                                  It's fixed now.

                                                  And someone bought the .com domain: https://crt.sh/?id=25447880244

                                                  • j45

                                                    today at 3:20 AM

                                                    It could be a pre-sales site to estimate demand.

                                                    Colocating itself, though isn't new at all. Lots of different ways to host, including servers, mac minis, laptops are conceivable too because they share the same kinds of parts that mac minis might have.

                                                    • Waterluvian

                                                      yesterday at 9:38 PM

                                                      What if it’s a compute Ponzi scheme?

                                                  • radu_floricica

                                                    today at 7:30 AM

                                                    The advantage of a laptop is exactly that you can easily host it at home, and own everything. I have one - with an UPS also holding the router and fiber optic and an external HDD. I'm actually working right now to version 2.0 which is a beefed up version - still used laptop (found a great deal on a lenovo P1), but slightly more expensive and I'm waiting on some parts to upgrade. Should be able to even hold the production environment in a pinch.

                                                    Ah, and obviously you put a claude/codex on it, so your actual work is just ... installing claude, and maybe a linux. The rest is done by the AI - setup, scripting etc.

                                                    As a colocated option... I see it work for some people. But it'd be a niche offering, when the whole value proposition is "make my own, with blackjack and hookers".

                                                      • regularfry

                                                        today at 9:07 AM

                                                        My home lab rack is a toast rack. Literally, that's how I hold the laptops vertically so they get decent airflow, and it also makes for very easy access. As soon as you go past one laptop it's a thing.

                                                        • pjerem

                                                          today at 7:38 AM

                                                          It's ok if you can physically remove the battery. I'm pretty sure to have read multiple times that laptops thermals and battery engineering are optimized for daily use in open areas, not to safely run workloads 24/7 in a closet.

                                                          • whateverboat

                                                            today at 7:36 AM

                                                            Do you not get memory errors without ECC RAM?

                                                              • adrian_b

                                                                today at 8:25 AM

                                                                There are laptops with ECC RAM, but they are uncommon.

                                                                Otherwise, the effect of memory errors depends on the use case.

                                                                If the laptop or mini-PC is used as a router/firewall/Internet gateway, then memory errors are usually not important, because they would result in corrupted network packets that are likely to be detected at the endpoints of a network connection.

                                                                If the laptop or mini-PC is used as an e-mail server or a Web server, then a fraction of the memory errors may result in a stored file that becomes corrupted.

                                                                At the small amounts of memory typical for a laptop or mini-PC, unless the PC is many years old there should be no more than a few memory errors per year at most, and the majority of the errors might not result in file corruption, but sometimes they may cause weird behavior requiring a computer reboot.

                                                                Anecdotally, during the years I have seen on the Internet a non-negligible amount of big files, e.g. movies, which appear to have bit flips that are likely to have been caused by their hosting on servers without ECC memory. Fortunately, in movies a small number of bit flips will not cause severe quality degradation.

                                                                With more valuable data, one must use ECC memory to avoid such problems.

                                                        • pinkmuffinere

                                                          yesterday at 8:36 PM

                                                          > Your old laptop packs more CPU power, RAM, and storage than their entry-level offerings - and with us, you'll pay just €7/month for professional hosting

                                                          This is basically the same price as the cheapest options on Hetzner: https://snipboard.io/C9epWo.jpg. Sure my old laptop does have more RAM and a bigger SSD, but I bet it's also less reliable than Hetzner's servers, and is likely to suddenly die some day. So is the tradeoff really worth it? It's hard for me to believe that this is a genuine improvement for most things. The only definite winning case I can think of is if I have a process I want to run, but I don't care if it just suddenly stops working. But when would that ever be the case? and to save a couple dollars per month?

                                                          Edit: Maybe this is what github is doing :P

                                                            • QuantumNomad_

                                                              yesterday at 9:15 PM

                                                              > I bet it's also less reliable than Hetzner's servers, and is likely to suddenly die some day

                                                              I’m a happy Hetzner customer but I have had servers that I rented from them die a couple of times.

                                                              I rent physical servers from them that have been previously rented to other customers. At some point hard drives fail.

                                                              However, I have solid backup setup in place (ZFS send and recv to other physical hosts in different physical locations) with that in mind, so I haven’t lost data with Hetzner. But if I naively did not have any backup then data would have gotten lost a couple of times.

                                                                • wolrah

                                                                  today at 4:54 AM

                                                                  > I rent physical servers from them that have been previously rented to other customers. At some point hard drives fail.

                                                                  The comparison in this case is to Hetzner's VPS offerings, which are probably less powerful than the average "old laptop" but have a significant advantage in terms of hardware reliability. It's still possible for the host running the VPS to have problems which result in a crash or the VM equivalent of a hard power off but the VM hosts and their underlying storage should be redundant such that the virtual hardware never fails.

                                                                  That's not to say rebooting from a crash-consistent state will always work, you should always keep backups even with a high-quality VPS host, but the odds of recovering cleanly from a hardware problem are orders of magnitude better than an old laptop. For the sort of hobby project or personal tinker box that would be reasonable to host on a random laptop shoved in a rack you probably wouldn't even notice the downtime until you saw the event notification email your provider sends you.

                                                                    • literalAardvark

                                                                      today at 6:19 AM

                                                                      I've run a 7 figure business from an SSD shoved in a sata2 DVD-ROM slot in a DC because the end customer was being obtuse about upgrading from their "high end, best practice" raid 10 discs.

                                                                      You use so many big words for nothing. All you need are backups. When it dies you restore. Nobody will care.

                                                                  • KomoD

                                                                    yesterday at 9:21 PM

                                                                    Well, yeah, but that's not really a Hetzner thing. That's just computers in general.

                                                                    Just monitor them so you can act proactively.

                                                                      • QuantumNomad_

                                                                        yesterday at 9:23 PM

                                                                        Of course. Just pointing out that even if the hardware might be server grade, doesn’t mean one can assume that the risk of hardware failure is negligibly low. And that one always needs to have offsite backups.

                                                                • foobarian

                                                                  yesterday at 8:41 PM

                                                                  Not sure how Hetzner works, but do they have IDRAC type access to their servers and/or remote hands available to fix stuff? Guess you'd be on the hook for that sort of thing here, making the Hetzner price more appealing if they do include that kind of functionality.

                                                                    • folmar

                                                                      yesterday at 9:05 PM

                                                                      For physical machines of course yes.

                                                                      The linked one is VPS, so all trouble fixing is easier.

                                                                  • c0balt

                                                                    today at 1:55 AM

                                                                    > Edit: Maybe this is what github is doing :P

                                                                    Announcing the new "mobile" tier on azure.

                                                                • yonatan8070

                                                                  today at 7:39 AM

                                                                  Suppose we set aside the concerns in this thread about the legitimacy of this.

                                                                  How would this work when the old hardware inevitably needs to be serviced (mechanical hard drive failure, memory errors, dust buildup, etc)?

                                                                  Would they have technicians on-site available to service whatever random laptop you send them? If your laptop dies do they ship it back to you so you can fix it and send it back?

                                                                  Or what if you bork the OS by accident? Will their KVM solution allow you to upload an ISO and plug it in over some USB drive emulation?

                                                                  • donohoe

                                                                    yesterday at 8:27 PM

                                                                    Great idea but is this real?

                                                                    Its a page hosted on CLoudFlare's "pages.dev" service. Their method of contact is a Google Form which does have an email address on this domain "CoLaptop [dot] com", but that as a web address does not work.

                                                                    I'm not sure they have their act together.

                                                                      • wkjagt

                                                                        today at 9:31 AM

                                                                        Maybe it's someone's old project idea that they never got around to finishing, and OP randomly found it and posted it here. Maybe it was never meant to be shared.

                                                                    • wouterjanl

                                                                      today at 4:31 AM

                                                                      Funny, I had a similar idea this morning in the shower. I was thinking about how distributed digital infrastructure could be achieved in practice. Running some music streaming and photo server on an old laptop at home that I access via tailscale has proved surprisingly smooth. I feel there is some future in empowering users by giving them access to a cloud on hardware that is actually owned by the user. It would be a way to achieve absolute digital freedom, no lock-in and if done in a secure way privacy friendly. Hell it's the OG idea of the internet! The question is how to bring this to non-technical users. I know many people who are getting sick of paying each month both to Apple and Google for storing their ever growing pile of pictures. This solution of course does imply some sort of lock-in as your tied to a subscription and it's probably quite the hassle to get your laptop back. Also the fire hazard seems like a legit concern. I nevertheless do hear some music here.

                                                                      • yabones

                                                                        yesterday at 8:57 PM

                                                                        The folks that run the colo I keep our servers in would beat me to death with a shoe if I did either of these things:

                                                                        - Mount something in a rack not firmly attached to brackets or a shelf

                                                                        - Install anything with a battery larger than you'd find in a RAID card

                                                                        Not to mention all the other ways this is sub-par in terms of airflow, density, serviceability, out-of-band management, etc.

                                                                        I get the allure of it, but I wouldn't really want my gear anywhere near a bunch of laptops stuck in a cabinet.

                                                                          • precommunicator

                                                                            today at 6:48 AM

                                                                            They say:

                                                                            > We might modify your laptop to remove or power down the battery

                                                                            • hsbauauvhabzb

                                                                              yesterday at 9:03 PM

                                                                              It’s not about your battery, it’s the battery in all the other laptops that would have me concerned. Plenty of fire risk.

                                                                                • justinclift

                                                                                  yesterday at 11:13 PM

                                                                                  Not just the batteries. User supplied power bricks sounds like an incredibly bad idea at pretty much any scale.

                                                                                    • freehorse

                                                                                      today at 8:39 AM

                                                                                      Not sure why the comment above is downvoted, but I have been twice in the same room with somebody's power brick starting producing fumes while dying.

                                                                                      • hsbauauvhabzb

                                                                                        today at 12:31 AM

                                                                                        Wait, power bricks are a fire hazard?

                                                                                          • justinclift

                                                                                            today at 9:31 AM

                                                                                            Yep. Reputably manufactured ones (Dell, HP, Apple, etc) are probably fine.

                                                                                            But the cheapo replacement ones that you see people buy from Amazon, Ali Express, Ebay, etc... can be really not good. :(

                                                                                            • nmbrskeptix

                                                                                              today at 12:45 AM

                                                                                              User supplied ones are. Frayed wires galore

                                                                              • bArray

                                                                                today at 8:52 AM

                                                                                > Your laptop should be fully functional with a working power supply and either an ethernet port or USB port for connectivity. Age isn't a factor. We might modify your laptop to remove or power down the battery, wireless radios, etc. to ensure it can be used safely in the data center.

                                                                                So they're going to open the laptop up and make hardware modifications to random laptops sent in? May as well have a VPS at that point.

                                                                                A far better business offering would have been to offer pre-selected physical devices where such things are well known.

                                                                                • perrygeo

                                                                                  yesterday at 9:51 PM

                                                                                  Old laptops as low cost servers? Absolutely, build a homelab in your own basement, rent a cheap VPS, set up wireguard and viola - instant data center for tens of dollars per month. It's not production grade but you'll learn a ton.

                                                                                  But colocation?

                                                                                  Strip away the learning component and add production uptime requirements - why would you even consider using crusty old laptops for this? If you have production grade needs, look to a standard cloud provider or, at the very least, a colo facility where you can put production-grade equipment.

                                                                                    • today at 1:02 AM

                                                                                      • GTP

                                                                                        yesterday at 9:54 PM

                                                                                        They aren't targeting big companies for sure, but maybe a small or medium-sized office could make use of this.

                                                                                          • perrygeo

                                                                                            yesterday at 10:37 PM

                                                                                            I don't see it. Hobby projects can use a VPN tunnel to make a data center from local equipment. Real projects that choose colocation have uptime requirements that simply can't be met by random consumer hardware. The venn diagrams don't intersect.

                                                                                            There's no middle ground where you try to run a real business on old laptops. That's insane. You either keep things small/hobby and stay simple, or graduate to production-grade equipment once you have real requirements.

                                                                                            The middle ground, taking on production colocation problems plus the unreliability of random hardware, sounds like the worst of both worlds. There are both simpler and more robust options.

                                                                                              • AussieWog93

                                                                                                yesterday at 10:53 PM

                                                                                                The problem with hosting locally is using residential internet.

                                                                                                In Australia, for example, we're capping out at 100Mbit/s upload speeds on plans that cost ~US$70/mo and regularly go down for maintenance.

                                                                                                In other countries with cheap symmetrical plans this may make more sense.

                                                                                                • fabioz

                                                                                                  today at 5:00 AM

                                                                                                  Initially I believe Google was known for getting unreliable hardware with good software to manage it (a single laptop probably won't cut it, but a bunch of laptops scattered around the globe could be interesting -- when you grow things fail all the time anyways).

                                                                                              • justsomehnguy

                                                                                                yesterday at 10:59 PM

                                                                                                They aren't targeting no one (and looks like they aren't at all).

                                                                                                Just do the math: for a measly €2000 a month, a salary of a cashier in Amsterdam, you already need to have 285 clients - and this is without taxes and revenue.

                                                                                            • Theodores

                                                                                              today at 1:36 AM

                                                                                              I have always dreamed of substituting a really expensive rack of servers with a couple of elderly laptops, with their built in UPS, handy screens, keyboards and trackpads. However, for pet projects, I now have a better way of being cheapskate.

                                                                                              Some ecommerce software stacks really need gargantuan amounts of RAM and CPU, which gets expensive on the cloud. However, it is possible with some software to have everything massively cached, with the cloud doing that, with the origin server in my basement, only accessible from the allowed cache arrangement, therefore having the setup reasonably secure and cheap.

                                                                                              Downsides to this, having customer details in the basement rather than a secure facility, but how many developers have huge customer databases just casually lying around on USB sticks and whatnot? It happens.

                                                                                                • PhilippGille

                                                                                                  today at 6:21 AM

                                                                                                  > it is possible with some software to have everything massively cached, with the cloud doing that, with the origin server in my basement, only accessible from the allowed cache arrangement

                                                                                                  Do you mean a setup like:

                                                                                                      client -> cloud(HAProxy+Varnish) -WireGuard-> basement(backend)
                                                                                                  
                                                                                                  Or something else?

                                                                                          • trklausss

                                                                                            today at 7:02 AM

                                                                                            What's the difference between this and 1. setting my laptop at home and 2. connect it through Tailscale?

                                                                                            I lose ownership of my laptop, you install whatever software you want on it (with the security risks that it conveys) and in turn "you let me connect to my computer"?

                                                                                              • jve

                                                                                                today at 7:05 AM

                                                                                                Well connectivity (speed) and energy stability may be 2 of them (your internet may go down along with electricity).

                                                                                                Or look at it another way: you wanted to buy/rent a server you intended to put in datacenter anyway. Now you can do the same with laptop.

                                                                                            • reincoder

                                                                                              today at 1:22 AM

                                                                                              I work for IPinfo and we operate a distributed network consisting of around 1,400 servers. I think we have reached a point where it is extremely hard for us purchase VPSes from interesting ASNs.

                                                                                              To support lots of ISPs, universities, and different organizations we have been asking them if they have an old laptop lying around that they can host our software on. Goal is to reach 70,000 probes within the next couple of years.

                                                                                              It is a simple probe software and we share some data or we can pay 20-30 bucks a month for it. We have a couple of NUCs in remote regions but no laptops yet. Basically, we are even happy if an ISP (or any one) hosts our software from a laptop dangling by a charging cable from a socket in some random corner.

                                                                                              We can send over a RPI or NUC, but with remote hands, and setup and all that it can get quite expensive. So, we always first ask if they have an old laptop lying around and can install our software there.

                                                                                              For us, at least, we are not interested in the hardware aspect. We are interested in the network. The old laptop approach only acts as a last resort. We will be more than happy to go with the predictability of a traditional VPS hosted in a traditional data center. Colocation, no matter what form it takes, involves a lot of moving parts.

                                                                                                • vrt_

                                                                                                  today at 1:52 AM

                                                                                                  Interesting challenge! My first thought: 70k probes is a lot and having to set that up is quite a task. Why not develop an phone app with exit node capabilities (similar to Tailscale) so you can use that for probing? The real win is that people move around, obtaining you even more data points from other network.

                                                                                                    • reincoder

                                                                                                      today at 2:42 AM

                                                                                                      We actually have app-based data collection capabilities and initiatives. Our goal, or more appropriately, vision, is to map the internet in real time. This involves SSH access to devices to run different forms of measurements at a very high frequency and have control over those devices.

                                                                                                      Managing 70k probes is not going to be super hard.

                                                                                                      Managing 1,400 servers is just a normal business operation, not a technical challenge. Each probe has a standard OS-level configuration. Automation and configuration are deployed from a central system. Each probe is actively monitored and troubleshot. Data is dumped to a data warehouse. We make incremental improvements to our network. When servers go down, we talk to vendors.

                                                                                                      We do a lot of novel engineering things from the infrastructure, data, and research team. Having a very identical set of servers really allows us to focus on product and performance engineering, not troubleshooting engineering. With application-based probing, I assume it will complicate things quite a bit, as there are different operating systems, different devices, etc.

                                                                                                      For us, lately the challenge is not technical. It has been exclusively procurement. This quarter (https://ipinfo.io/blog/probenet-q1-2026-expansion), we exclusively focused on regional diversity which involved outreach to national ISPs or telecoms. Securing servers from telecoms is an extremely bureaucratic and expensive process. So, we are hoping to partner up with eyeball networks and the larger NOG community.

                                                                                              • joecool1029

                                                                                                yesterday at 11:24 PM

                                                                                                Just gonna point this out since I noticed it a few weeks ago and notice is still there, Hetzner has paused selling new colocation service: https://www.hetzner.com/colocation/

                                                                                                So this is probably a joke site or a scam.

                                                                                                  • bloomingeek

                                                                                                    today at 5:29 AM

                                                                                                    Perhaps they just want to steal the parts out of the laptops. If they swindled 5K rubes out of their machines, that's a lot of resale money, no?

                                                                                                • rcakebread

                                                                                                  yesterday at 9:43 PM

                                                                                                  > We're based in Amsterdam and aim to work with Hetzner

                                                                                                  I wonder if Hetzner knows their aim.

                                                                                                  > We might modify your laptop to remove or power down the battery, wireless radios, etc. to ensure it can be used safely in the data center.

                                                                                                  Yeah, just use the DC's UPS.

                                                                                                  • vhiremath4

                                                                                                    today at 5:24 AM

                                                                                                    This looks really cool.

                                                                                                    I have never colo'd my laptop, but I do work off my Windows laptop from my Mac via Parsec (remote viewing software for gaming) and by flipping system settings so my Windows machine never turns off when connected to the power bank and lid is closed. There are obviously hiccups (if internet goes out, if Windows decides to restart from an update, etc.), but it mostly just works and I think I've only had 2 instances in the past 3 months where it's gone offline. I use Tailscale on top to provide a universal mouse server for my 3d mouse, and I'm able to magically CAD from my Mac.

                                                                                                    Highly recommend if you need to use one OS/machine for some specific software (especially if it's beefy/heavy) but prefer using another as your daily driver.

                                                                                                    • gertrunde

                                                                                                      today at 8:59 AM

                                                                                                      A colo laptop seems a bit daft, vs a colo 2nd hand micro desktop?

                                                                                                      • znnajdla

                                                                                                        today at 4:24 AM

                                                                                                        I do this at my homelab and it’s a really fun thing to do. Collect old laptops and install Linux or Tart for macOS and suddenly you have a fleet of computing power equivalent to paying thousands to AWS. Building reliability and failover is actually a fun engineering problem, use CockroachDB and RustFS. Adding capacity is just about scouting for second hand ewaste.

                                                                                                          • heopd

                                                                                                            today at 8:05 AM

                                                                                                            would really like to see a writeup an some pictures about this !

                                                                                                        • ctippett

                                                                                                          yesterday at 8:48 PM

                                                                                                          Collocating a bunch of lithium-ion heat pillows all in one place, what could go wrong!

                                                                                                            • prmoustache

                                                                                                              yesterday at 9:48 PM

                                                                                                              Most laptops work perfectly fine with the battery removed and for those who cannot replacing it with a large capacitor is usually a solution.

                                                                                                                • subarctic

                                                                                                                  today at 4:32 AM

                                                                                                                  Using a capacitor sounds interesting but also pretty tricky, have you done that yourself?

                                                                                                          • Nyr

                                                                                                            yesterday at 10:03 PM

                                                                                                            This is CLEARLY a scam.

                                                                                                            There is no way they are partnering with Hetzner, or charging just 7€/month flat rate... they specifically want to know the model of the laptop, and offer to send send a courrier to your door...

                                                                                                              • IshKebab

                                                                                                                yesterday at 10:11 PM

                                                                                                                I would be really surprised if this was a scam. It doesn't have the smell of a scam at all. Who would target a very tech savvy audience just to get old laptops?

                                                                                                                Given that the "sign up" link goes to a survey form, my guess is this is just some idea someone had and they made this page to see if anyone actually wants it before they put any effort into making it happen.

                                                                                                                  • Nyr

                                                                                                                    yesterday at 10:17 PM

                                                                                                                    Colo scams are pretty common. Some percentage of people will offer to send expensive laptops, and the scammers can discard the rest of "interested customers".

                                                                                                                    It is inviable to colo old laptops, a regulatory nightmare - Hetzner would NEVER accept those in their datacenters. It is also absurd to think they are partnering with Hetzner to begin with.

                                                                                                                    It makes no sense to believe they will even EXPORT laptops from Europe to the US if you choose the US location. It just makes no sense, so I don't get why I am getting downvoted.

                                                                                                                      • IshKebab

                                                                                                                        today at 7:42 AM

                                                                                                                        Just because it isn't a real product doesn't mean it is a scam.

                                                                                                                        As I said, it is most likely just collecting interest for a potential business idea.

                                                                                                                        You're being down-voted because it pretty clearly isn't a scam. It has none of the tell tail signs of a scam.

                                                                                                            • linsomniac

                                                                                                              today at 2:04 AM

                                                                                                              Any recommendations on inexpensive colo for personal projects/servers? A few years ago ran across a few links for places to host a box and I didn't save them, and have regretted it.

                                                                                                              ISTR one was basically just industrial office space that was running a lower-tier colo, and another was some guys in a metro area that got a rack in a data center and were spreading the cost around with other like-minded folks. At my work I have machines in an Iron Mountain facility, but for personal projects I don't need anything like that, but I'd like something that's more capable than AWS that I'm paying $80/mo for a couple VMs.

                                                                                                                • deadlyllama

                                                                                                                  today at 4:57 AM

                                                                                                                  EC2 is pricey if it's all you're getting from AWS. If you have wierd requirements, colo may be a good option. Otherwise, just get a VPS or 3 and be done with it. You'll get a virtual KVM that lets you boot it off an ISO and set it up the way you want.

                                                                                                                  Vultr, DigitalOcean, Linode, ... are long established VPS players.

                                                                                                                  I'm cheap and buy VPSes off deals on lowendtalk.com. e.g. my backups are on a VPS with 3TB disk, 2GB RAM, 1 vCPU, USD7/mo. I suspect your USD80/mo budget would stretch to something amazing, by comparison.

                                                                                                              • wltr

                                                                                                                today at 9:19 AM

                                                                                                                What’s the point if I can just connect it to my router and not pay any money to anyone, expect some electricity price, which would be like ten times cheaper. My old laptop is capable of a gigabit connection and so my home internet. That’s plenty for anything I can imagine.

                                                                                                                Redundancy, I hear you saying! What if you’d have no electricity for an hour? OK then. I’d have another laptop at some else place then, and have two powerful servers for like still one fifth of the price. Can you beat that?

                                                                                                                • petterroea

                                                                                                                  today at 4:08 AM

                                                                                                                  Old laptops are also notorious[1] for being fire bombs with bad batteries.

                                                                                                                  If I was a hetzner customer I'd be pissed if my server burned because someone's 2 minute battery life 10 year old school pc was hosted in the neighbouring rack.

                                                                                                                  Doesn't seem like a great business idea.

                                                                                                                  [1]: anecdotally, seems everyone has a laptop lying around with a cursed battery

                                                                                                                    • subarctic

                                                                                                                      today at 4:26 AM

                                                                                                                      That's what I was thinking too, don't data centers have policies about this stuff? I wonder who'd be liable if your laptop burst into flames

                                                                                                                  • c16

                                                                                                                    today at 7:50 AM

                                                                                                                    > “But it works on my machine…” Then we’ll ship your machine

                                                                                                                    Is finally possible!

                                                                                                                    • arjie

                                                                                                                      today at 2:43 AM

                                                                                                                      The core density is really low. You can run a 96 core Epyc from the previous generation at 700 W and that’s a lot of compute. It makes sense for a home server (and I have an old Mac playing that role at home) but otherwise I don’t think it makes sense unless you’re taking off the display and racking them super tight.

                                                                                                                      Even then, you’re probably better off with Cloudflare tunnel and using it as a home server.

                                                                                                                      • danesparza

                                                                                                                        yesterday at 8:40 PM

                                                                                                                        Does anybody know if they also accept mac minis? Or is the keyboard/display a fundamental requirement to their offering?

                                                                                                                      • gallypette

                                                                                                                        today at 8:11 AM

                                                                                                                        So there is no need for docker anymore.

                                                                                                                        • tracker1

                                                                                                                          yesterday at 8:50 PM

                                                                                                                          Not sure if this is legit... I could see it working well enough if they require the laptop to support at least say thunderbolt3/usb4 then they can use a single connection interface to a management/dock interface that includes a network connection (1gb/2.5gb)

                                                                                                                          The trouble is a lot of laptops won't power-on with the screen closed and have heavy sleep/suspend behaviors in general. Not to mention general airflow in whatever shelving system is used with the laptops, assuming 2-4 laptops per shelf, per 1u. Not to mention, one would probably want/need some means of ensuring appropriate driver support, or an appropriate Linux or other setup for said hardware.

                                                                                                                          While I can see it working, depending on shipping costs can definitely see some problematic bits.

                                                                                                                          • whateverboat

                                                                                                                            today at 7:36 AM

                                                                                                                            Two words: ECC RAM

                                                                                                                              • wltr

                                                                                                                                today at 9:44 AM

                                                                                                                                Are you guys even serious on this? Ok, I’d reboot my personal server daily then.

                                                                                                                            • optimus_banana

                                                                                                                              yesterday at 8:29 PM

                                                                                                                              lots of proxmox clusters in basements run on old laptops. my pile of t480s beats any cloud vm (except when my ISP goes down).

                                                                                                                              • beAbU

                                                                                                                                today at 7:12 AM

                                                                                                                                €7/month is mad considering the hardware is my own.

                                                                                                                                  • michaelt

                                                                                                                                    today at 8:28 AM

                                                                                                                                    €7/month is both too much and too little.

                                                                                                                                    The cheapest USB KVM-over-IP costs about €50 - that's 8 months of colo fees gone.

                                                                                                                                    Colo 'remote hands' in western countries can cost €120/hour, once all expenses and overheads are taken into account. Admittedly, that's for someone to drop what they're doing and rush to your sever. But getting that laptop unpacked, checked over, labelled, installed in a rack, associated to a customer account, powered up and working is going to cost 3 months of fees at least.

                                                                                                                                    One laptop gets lost or damaged during shipping, or shows up mysteriously broken when the customer claims it worked when they sent it? That's a €200 device gone, 28 months of colo fees. You can argue your way out of it, but the guy doing the arguing is the €120/hour remote hands guy.

                                                                                                                                    It'd be easy to lose money on this.

                                                                                                                                    • yonatan8070

                                                                                                                                      today at 7:24 AM

                                                                                                                                      Is it? It doesn't sound outragous to me, given that they provide you with however much power you need, ans also networking and people to maintain the facility.

                                                                                                                                      I asked ChatGPT to estimate how much darwing 15W continuously in Amsterdam would cost you per month, and it came up with a range of 2.58€-3.41€ per month. So that's potentially more than half of their fee.

                                                                                                                                      If your laptop is particularly power efficient, you'd also be subsidizing higher-powered laptops. As far as I see there's nothing preventing you from sending a 400W gaming laptop and mining crypto or running an LLM agent 24/7.

                                                                                                                                  • elinear

                                                                                                                                    today at 6:25 AM

                                                                                                                                    If you ship an old laptop with an old HDD, decent chance it will die in shipping.

                                                                                                                                    • cat-turner

                                                                                                                                      yesterday at 8:30 PM

                                                                                                                                      I presently use an extra laptop to compute and run for batch jobs. Easy, fast.

                                                                                                                                      • geocrasher

                                                                                                                                        yesterday at 11:37 PM

                                                                                                                                        I don't want to crap on peoples ideas. Really, I don't.

                                                                                                                                        But getting some closet case computer with unknown hardware and turning it into a server, at scale, is an impossible scheme.

                                                                                                                                        The only way to make it work would be to buy hundreds of laptops at once and refurb, new storage, and standardize with custom power delivery. Because who wants hundreds of laptop PSU's plugged into power strips. And those do in fact die.

                                                                                                                                        And then there's the horror of manually removing wifi hardware and batteries. Battery disposal is an issue. And having worked on hundreds of laptops, some of them are major pains in the neck to get to the battery. Consumer HP's come to mind. The bottom cover can be difficult to remove without breaking any of the clips.

                                                                                                                                        Point of Reference: 27 years in web hosting

                                                                                                                                        • unixhero

                                                                                                                                          today at 6:43 AM

                                                                                                                                          Yeah but it overheats and also shuts down to save energy

                                                                                                                                          • faangguyindia

                                                                                                                                            today at 2:11 AM

                                                                                                                                            I've been using Hetzner and OVH, i used to use GCP and AWS, my bills are now 1/10th of what they were

                                                                                                                                            if you do not use their platform specific features, it's better to run on bare metal with redundancy.

                                                                                                                                            • sixothree

                                                                                                                                              yesterday at 8:17 PM

                                                                                                                                              Say what you want about an old laptop, they sure are a lot faster than a $150/mo azure VM. And to be clear, I mean a _LOT_ faster.

                                                                                                                                                • notpushkin

                                                                                                                                                  today at 7:47 AM

                                                                                                                                                  All the big 3 cloud providers suck if you use them purely as VPS. I’ve tried AWS Lightsail (basically, slightly cheaper EC2) and it’s so much slower than what I’d expect from a similar spec VM from a normal hosting provider.

                                                                                                                                                  Hetzner, DigitalOcean, OVH, Vultr are some of the better-known ones. Personally, I’m very happy with SSD Nodes. Paying $90/yr for a 4 vCPU¹ / 16 GB / 320 GB SSD, had some downtime exactly once in two years (they’ve had to switch their IPv4 space in Tokyo). Affiliate link: https://ale.sh/r/ssdnodes

                                                                                                                                                  [1]: Intel Xeon E5-2650 v4 (4) @ 2.199GHz – not great, I know, but to reiterate: that’s for $90 a year.

                                                                                                                                                  • kingstnap

                                                                                                                                                    today at 1:07 AM

                                                                                                                                                    I looked it up for specifics.

                                                                                                                                                    Right now the closest I can see is that $121/mo gets you 4 Xeon Platinum 8370C cores and 16GiB of RAM [0] (storage not included!).

                                                                                                                                                    Somebody Geekbenched that config here [1] 1274 single core 4256 multi core.

                                                                                                                                                    Thats kinda terrible ngl. A mini pc with last gen mobile parts like Ryzen 5 7640HS gets 2610 single and 10768 multi core [2].

                                                                                                                                                    [0] https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/pricing/details/virtual-ma...

                                                                                                                                                    [1] https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/17547159

                                                                                                                                                    [2] https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/17541586

                                                                                                                                                    • hsbauauvhabzb

                                                                                                                                                      yesterday at 9:06 PM

                                                                                                                                                      That’s saying a lot about azure, not the laptops.

                                                                                                                                                  • JSR_FDED

                                                                                                                                                    today at 1:47 AM

                                                                                                                                                    There is one scenario it would be good for. People running stock trading programs often need a better network and always on environment than they can get at home

                                                                                                                                                    • Gabrys1

                                                                                                                                                      today at 7:00 AM

                                                                                                                                                      I wonder how their KVM works...

                                                                                                                                                      • dabinat

                                                                                                                                                        yesterday at 11:11 PM

                                                                                                                                                        I’m curious if they remove the displays. Not every laptop works with the display closed and it might cause heat issues that throttle the CPU or reduce the life of the machine to run it like that long-term.

                                                                                                                                                        • argentum47

                                                                                                                                                          yesterday at 6:22 PM

                                                                                                                                                          A friend of mine sent it to me and it seems like an interesting option now that hardware pricing has gone insane?

                                                                                                                                                          • lizardking

                                                                                                                                                            yesterday at 8:39 PM

                                                                                                                                                            This is the most vibe-coded looking website possible

                                                                                                                                                              • aerhardt

                                                                                                                                                                yesterday at 8:42 PM

                                                                                                                                                                It’s as if Claude Code and Bootstrap 3 had had an illegitimate child.

                                                                                                                                                            • imprezagx2026

                                                                                                                                                              today at 5:00 AM

                                                                                                                                                              I use www.vedos.cz vps hosting for 3$ a month. Prague (CZ - EU)

                                                                                                                                                              • schlecht_

                                                                                                                                                                yesterday at 8:28 PM

                                                                                                                                                                This seems fishy...

                                                                                                                                                                • fortran77

                                                                                                                                                                  today at 5:19 AM

                                                                                                                                                                  They remove the battery! That was my first question.

                                                                                                                                                                  I have an old Lenovo laptop that works fine with the battery completely removed--but I have to disconnect the power and reconnect it before the soft power-on switch will work. I wonder how they handle powering on finicky laptops with those "soft" power buttons.

                                                                                                                                                                  • spiritplumber

                                                                                                                                                                    yesterday at 11:40 PM

                                                                                                                                                                    that's how my university did a linux cluster for exercises

                                                                                                                                                                    • cactusplant7374

                                                                                                                                                                      yesterday at 8:50 PM

                                                                                                                                                                      7 euro a month and unlimited bandwidth? Seems unlikely.

                                                                                                                                                                      • burnt-resistor

                                                                                                                                                                        yesterday at 8:46 PM

                                                                                                                                                                        Hmm, there's might something to this:

                                                                                                                                                                        + The usual limiting factor in data centers is power, so laptops could be more optimized for greater cycle efficiency per power than comparable old servers.

                                                                                                                                                                        + Laptops are generally compact and so achieve greater rack densities than individual co-lo servers. I'm thinking about 34 or 51 laptops could be stored in 9 or 10U either 2 or 3 rows deep by 17 wide.

                                                                                                                                                                        + Shipping a laptop to a co-lo data center is cheaper than a 1U server.

                                                                                                                                                                        ~ Reusing electronics saves e-waste and reduces unnecessary consumption, either old servers or old laptops.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Laptops lack ECC RAM.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Laptops typically don't use nearly as fast CPUs or RAM as contemporaneous servers.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Laptops are limited in their storage options.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Laptops lack remote, lights-out management of real servers.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Repairing old failed laptop components is more difficult than old servers.

                                                                                                                                                                        ~ Old laptops tend not to have usable batteries, so there's unlikely to be much an inherently distributed battery backup capability.

                                                                                                                                                                        - Old laptop batteries of various origins could be a li-ion NMC fire hazard at scale.

                                                                                                                                                                        ~ Reusing old stuff at any sort of scale would prefer standardization, and it's sometimes difficult to amass many of the same discontinued model.

                                                                                                                                                                        Conclusion: Do it if it works for you. It's kinda cool.

                                                                                                                                                                          • saltcured

                                                                                                                                                                            yesterday at 10:00 PM

                                                                                                                                                                            I think it's one of those ideas that only works with nostalgia or hoarding impulses to support it.

                                                                                                                                                                            I think normal virtualization approaches are far more power efficient, at a fleet level, than any kind of cluster of laptop scenarios. You can pile in the cores and amortize the costs of memory controllers etc. over a large set of guests.

                                                                                                                                                                            It is a funny way to get features of both worlds. One reason to want colo (rather than VMs) is for predictability, but laptops still give you the funny throughput problems, because of thermal throttling instead of competing guests.

                                                                                                                                                                            • 0x457

                                                                                                                                                                              yesterday at 10:49 PM

                                                                                                                                                                              Aside from this probably being a scam or dead project, but they do say they either remove or disable batteries. Either way battery can be removed.

                                                                                                                                                                              > - Repairing old failed laptop components is more difficult than old servers.

                                                                                                                                                                              I think "run it until it's dead" kind of thing.

                                                                                                                                                                                • burnt-resistor

                                                                                                                                                                                  today at 1:31 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                  Sure that can work for individuals and small groups with physical separate high availability. It maybe faster and simpler to find another replacement, but I'm thinking about it from a permaculture perspective of sometimes old parts inventory exist somewhere for cheap or it's only a small broken component that could be fixed to avoid unnecessary e-waste contributions and spending more money on consumption to fix a problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Typical enterprise server lifecycle is 4-6 years purposefully throws away uncertain remaining potential value because budgets needs to be spent, risk aversion to repairing what's considered "outdated", and possibly acquiring faster and more energy-efficiency equipment. I would guess it's about the same lifecycle length for enterprise and personal laptops too.

                                                                                                                                                                          • malux85

                                                                                                                                                                            yesterday at 6:55 PM

                                                                                                                                                                            Eeek, I can't imagine what this is like if it scales. What happens to the fire risk when theres 20,000 laptops with aging batteries all sitting together? I hope they take the batteries out, however many laptops use batteries to smooth out power fluctuations.

                                                                                                                                                                            Laptops aren't designed to be servers - peg your laptop CPU and GPU at 100% and see how long it lasts, I've done this before and the answer is about "2 months", yep sure, this effort isn't targeting that workload, but how many bad apples does it take to start a fire? In their page they say "kubernetes server - no problem" kubernetes DOES keep the CPUs busy, not pegged, but busy enough so that they wont step down their frequency.

                                                                                                                                                                            I admire the effort to reuse old tech, but boy oh boy would I not want to be a sysadmin here!

                                                                                                                                                                              • skullone

                                                                                                                                                                                yesterday at 8:23 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                My old Lenovo t420 has been running 24/7 pegged as a multi-camera DVR since 2011, no issues whatsoever. Of course the battery is removed, but I don't see many decent laptops struggling running under load for prolonged periods.

                                                                                                                                                                                • cucumber3732842

                                                                                                                                                                                  yesterday at 8:29 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                  I worked for a place that did something akin to this in the early 2010s. Someone figured out how to add 32-bit company laptops to the virtualization cluster (likely because they were using one as a stand in for a server that at the time would have been in the works but not yet purchased) and so once that work had been incurred they just kept "retiring" unserviceable company laptops to the cluster. Imagine a standard wire metro-rack crammed in a telecom closet beside a normal server rack. Now imagine that metro rack literally full of Toshiba Satellite Pro's from about 2005-9. The cluster hosted virtual machines for testing.

                                                                                                                                                                                  No fires, no hardware problems. No special cooling other than the mini-split that was in the closet to cool the server rack. They just kept trucking. But modern hardware is much more high strung and I don't doubt you'd have weird failures.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Edit: Back then VMs were how things were done and RAM was seemingly always the bottleneck by a mile, so the cluster did add up to a meaningful amount of extra performance compared to not having it.

                                                                                                                                                                                  • yesterday at 8:23 PM

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • ltbarcly3

                                                                                                                                                                                    today at 1:47 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                    Yea this is a stupid idea. Old laptops don't have good performance per watt compared to new servers once you factor in that they are many many times slower.

                                                                                                                                                                                    • iJohnDoe

                                                                                                                                                                                      today at 1:39 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                      This is never a good idea.

                                                                                                                                                                                      A ton of old batteries in one place. The batteries themselves are probably not a concern, but if something happens to the facility, then you have a ton of problems.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Security of the facility is a concern if someone can get in and walk out with an armful of laptops.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Laptops don’t scale from a stacking stand point. Sure, close the lids and line them up. Then you’ll have a lot of failures. Older laptops are intended to cool through the keyboard and top vents by the screen.

                                                                                                                                                                                      • today at 7:38 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                        • JVIDEL

                                                                                                                                                                                          yesterday at 8:45 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                          Wait, whats the point of this if I can have my old laptop running in my garage?

                                                                                                                                                                                            • kube-system

                                                                                                                                                                                              yesterday at 10:40 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                              Colocation has reliable power, reliable environmental conditions, and internet connections that are better suited for running servers.

                                                                                                                                                                                              • arm32

                                                                                                                                                                                                yesterday at 10:25 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                In theory—the data center they'd put your laptop in has a much faster, and more reliable, internet connection than your garage.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  • wltr

                                                                                                                                                                                                    today at 9:48 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                    That surely depends on a country. Data centre is still better in theory. But in practice, I have very little imagination to use a gigabit connection all to myself.

                                                                                                                                                                                                • gowld

                                                                                                                                                                                                  yesterday at 10:18 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                  They can't profit from your garage.

                                                                                                                                                                                              • opengrass

                                                                                                                                                                                                yesterday at 8:17 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                pages.dev, you can't be serious.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  • darrylb42

                                                                                                                                                                                                    yesterday at 8:18 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Looks like an April 1st article, but there is no date on it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • faangguyindia

                                                                                                                                                                                                      today at 2:50 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                      i just don't understand, why it isn't acceptable to use pages.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                      why we must all spend money on domain to show off our projects?

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • martheen

                                                                                                                                                                                                          today at 5:24 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                          This particular project imply a financial commitment (it's not like you can walk to the data center right now with random assortment of laptops to be setup today without reserving a rack for a month or so), using a free hosting mean they didn't even spend the minimum.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • justsomehnguy

                                                                                                                                                                                                            today at 4:11 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                            > all spend money

                                                                                                                                                                                                            If your 'project' can't allocate $15 for a domain name then you have a bigger problem with your project. Especially if your project involves taking money from customers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • yesterday at 8:54 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                      • fnord77

                                                                                                                                                                                                        yesterday at 11:23 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                        sounds like a battery fire waiting to happen

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • tiku

                                                                                                                                                                                                          yesterday at 8:33 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah for dev purposes perhaps. Production would be another story.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • calvinmorrison

                                                                                                                                                                                                            yesterday at 8:48 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                            uh yeah i mean we 'colo' at work because its cheaper than buying a windows server with multiple RDP licenses. We have some legacy stuff that must be run on site.... so we buy $200 laptops and people can remote in for years.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • shikaan

                                                                                                                                                                                                              yesterday at 10:09 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Is this how we bring "works on my machine" in production? /s

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • chihuahua

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  yesterday at 11:46 PM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "But it works on my machine!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Great. Put your laptop in this box, and we'll send it to the DC."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "Done!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                              • hulitu

                                                                                                                                                                                                                today at 5:46 AM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                > Your old laptop packs more CPU power, RAM, and storage than their entry-level offerings

                                                                                                                                                                                                                And, if you are lucky, it can compute PI to the fifth decimal, before the thermals kick in. But the battery life is wonderful. /s